This title was driving me nuts with its being really bad

Post by **AngelBaby** » 17 Jul 2007 12:20

smash wrote:
vhw wrote:I can't pee and talk with someone else at the same time, i also can't pee in public bathrooms if there's any people around me.

I have to either take the left or right side of a flight of stairs and come down from the opposite side or else i'll die! not really but i feel really uncomfortable if i don't, this might be my major quirk.

I too check for lock front doors before leaving, sometimes i have to walk a few steps back to check again for a second time or third time.
Anyone ever try and pee and walk at the same times... even backwards? Something just cuts off the flow when I do that. No matter what.

I don't even wanna know how you discovered this...

Post by **Seriously** » 17 Jul 2007 12:31

I just checked.

I can totally strafe.

Umgawa · Post by **Umgawa** » 17 Jul 2007 16:23

Seriously wrote:I just checked.

I can totally strafe.

If that's with regard to being able to move laterally and pee at the same time, it's a mandatory skill at Wrigley Field, where the men's room, at least the last time I checked, still has The Trough.

Post by **smash** » 18 Jul 2007 01:01

Seriously wrote:I just checked.

I can totally strafe.

Can you walk forwards or backwards tho?

Next I'll ask if you can do a Gears of War Dive for Cover (tm) move!

gulliver · Post by **gulliver** » 18 Jul 2007 20:31

smash wrote:
Seriously wrote:I just checked.

I can totally strafe.
Can you walk forwards or backwards tho?

Next I'll ask if you can do a Gears of War Dive for Cover (tm) move!

WATERSPORTS!

Sick bastards....

Post by **smash** » 18 Jul 2007 21:04

gulliver wrote:
smash wrote:
Seriously wrote:I just checked.

I can totally strafe.
Can you walk forwards or backwards tho?

Next I'll ask if you can do a Gears of War Dive for Cover (tm) move!
WATERSPORTS!

Sick bastards....

What? You're going to be picky about topics now?

gulliver · Post by **gulliver** » 18 Jul 2007 23:48

Well I cant say anything really, yesterday I was talking about my shits!

Sometimes my piss stings the shit out of my purple homemade warrior.

And no, I dont have any fucking STD's.

I read somewhere that eating a lot of acidic foods can cause it.

Anyone else piss fire from time to time?

eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 19 Jul 2007 01:12

Post by **smash** » 19 Jul 2007 02:29

gulliver wrote:Well I cant say anything really, yesterday I was talking about my shits!

Sometimes my piss stings the shit out of my purple homemade warrior.

And no, I dont have any fucking STD's.

I read somewhere that eating a lot of acidic foods can cause it.

Anyone else piss fire from time to time?

I've talked about this with Angelbaby before, but she's a guy so she can't relate...

if you fap near when having to pee...if you pee after you've finished...it is often 'stingy' and worse...for a good long time afterwards I feel like I have to pee constantly.

Zorak · Post by **Zorak** » 19 Jul 2007 02:45

smash wrote:
gulliver wrote:Well I cant say anything really, yesterday I was talking about my shits!

Sometimes my piss stings the shit out of my purple homemade warrior.

And no, I dont have any fucking STD's.

I read somewhere that eating a lot of acidic foods can cause it.

Anyone else piss fire from time to time?
I've talked about this with Angelbaby before, but she's a guy so she can't relate...

if you fap near when having to pee...if you pee after you've finished...it is often 'stingy' and worse...for a good long time afterwards I feel like I have to pee constantly.

It's funny cause it's true.

Post by **smash** » 19 Jul 2007 05:39

Zorak wrote:
smash wrote:
gulliver wrote:Well I cant say anything really, yesterday I was talking about my shits!

Sometimes my piss stings the shit out of my purple homemade warrior.

And no, I dont have any fucking STD's.

I read somewhere that eating a lot of acidic foods can cause it.

Anyone else piss fire from time to time?
I've talked about this with Angelbaby before, but she's a guy so she can't relate...

if you fap near when having to pee...if you pee after you've finished...it is often 'stingy' and worse...for a good long time afterwards I feel like I have to pee constantly.
It's funny cause it's true.

which part.. me sayign 'she's a guy' I didn't even know if anyone caught that

eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 19 Jul 2007 05:44

You are a clever fellow.

600 posts and you're on cloud 6.

I don't know what that means but it's major clever.

Post by **Seriously** » 19 Jul 2007 11:25

smash wrote:
gulliver wrote:Well I cant say anything really, yesterday I was talking about my shits!

Sometimes my piss stings the shit out of my purple homemade warrior.

And no, I dont have any fucking STD's.

I read somewhere that eating a lot of acidic foods can cause it.

Anyone else piss fire from time to time?
I've talked about this with Angelbaby before, but she's a guy so she can't relate...

if you fap near when having to pee...if you pee after you've finished...it is often 'stingy' and worse...for a good long time afterwards I feel like I have to pee constantly.

This does not happen to me.

Post by **smash** » 19 Jul 2007 13:20

eamon angelface wrote:You are a clever fellow.

600 posts and you're on cloud 6.

I don't know what that means but it's major clever.

Retard. I've been on cloud six for almost as long as Angelbaby has been on Cloud 9.

Think about it.

OH DO I HAVE TO SPELL EVERYTHING OUT FOR YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?

gulliver · Post by **gulliver** » 19 Jul 2007 15:31

I knew what it meant but then ive also been thinking... if you are on cloud 6 to AB's 9, are you the ying to her yang? The pepsi to her coke? The BMW to her Mercedes?

The Womanhood to her Manhood?

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