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Post by **smash** » 27 Apr 2007 01:40

I just read about this on Snopes. She's a satirist who often contributes commentary to local papers.

She's being sarcastic.

efilflah · Post by **efilflah** » 27 Apr 2007 02:14

God has a backup plan?

Post by **AngelBaby** » 27 Apr 2007 02:31

^^^
Except their year is only 13 days long.

And we would weigh twice as much there.

So if I moved there, I would be older and heavier? Boo.

efilflah · Post by **efilflah** » 27 Apr 2007 02:35

We'll probably just mine it of all it's resources until it's ruined too, unless of course there are people living there already, in which case, we'll have to think of a reason to get rid of them, which shouldn't be too hard.

Post by **Seriously** » 27 Apr 2007 04:45

Yeah but that planet's about to explode.

There will only be one survivor.

EDIT:

Actually, it doesn't have a name, we should name it.

But not Krypton, I just made that joke.

How about...Kobol? Just kidding.

Xanth? Erythro? Gaia?

exelis · Post by **exelis** » 27 Apr 2007 04:58

smash wrote:I just read about this on Snopes. She's a satirist who often contributes commentary to local papers.

She's being sarcastic.

Ahh.

So she's a failed 'satirist'. That wasn't even remotely funny. Just stupid.

eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 27 Apr 2007 05:27

Sweet.

Let's go bring them Christianity! Or Judaism! Or Shintoism!

The sad thing is if there are people living there they're probably going "fuck they saw us. Quick turn out the lights and pretend we're not home".

exelis · Post by **exelis** » 27 Apr 2007 06:53

I vote shintoism.

AB, at least if you went there, none of the natives could call you big boned.

Post by **smash** » 01 May 2007 20:12

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17300028/

I wonder if they have a scenario for if a sex craving vixen got aboard the shuttle...

Post by **AngelBaby** » 02 May 2007 09:02

Duck and cover?

I'm not even sure what more to say about this.

Post by **smash** » 03 May 2007 20:47

I'm near Dyckman, cumming and seaman. And you?

LOLocaust.

gulliver · Post by **gulliver** » 04 May 2007 20:35

Farrell lover's ex kills himself

I wonder if the fact that he was a fomer alter boy had any influence on his decision to kill himself.

Post by **AngelBaby** » 08 May 2007 11:12

Carcinowned.

eamon angelface · Post by **eamon angelface** » 08 May 2007 23:14

Fancy Buddha

Post by **smash** » 10 May 2007 01:36

10,000 dead!!!!

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