Link Dump!

Shoot the shit.
Post Reply
User avatar
exelis
Posts: 563
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 21:40
Location: Outside of Boston, MA

Post by exelis » 26 Aug 2006 00:22


eamon angelface
Posts: 960
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 22:06

Post by eamon angelface » 26 Aug 2006 01:26

DLT Prom Queen 4 years running.

smash
Posts: 1332
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 03:43
Location: Cloud 6
Contact:

Post by smash » 26 Aug 2006 01:59

Their stellar health care?

gulliver
Posts: 1114
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 22:24
Location: Dublin, Ireland.

Post by gulliver » 12 Sep 2006 21:15


smash
Posts: 1332
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 03:43
Location: Cloud 6
Contact:

Post by smash » 12 Sep 2006 22:44

HAhahahahhaah. That is hilarious.

JustSumDude
Posts: 113
Joined: 09 Aug 2006 09:03
Location: California
Contact:

Post by JustSumDude » 13 Sep 2006 04:50

That marriage won't last...















Eventually, he'll get tired of all his wife's nay-saying.
































:|

gulliver
Posts: 1114
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 22:24
Location: Dublin, Ireland.

Post by gulliver » 13 Sep 2006 15:45

Yeah, then he could always treat himself to some haggis.



















:tumbleweed:
























I wish I had of thought of what JSD said first :|

eamon angelface
Posts: 960
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 22:06

Post by eamon angelface » 13 Sep 2006 23:26

Yeah but horses go "nay". He married a goat. Goats go "fuck me harder".


:unsure:


Wait a second...isn't a goat a male sheep or am I wrong? Did this guy marry a male animal cause that's the line right there. He has CROSSED the line.

Americans can't even marry the same sex of their own species and these African motherfuckers are taking it to the next level and gayin beastiality.
DLT Prom Queen 4 years running.

User avatar
exelis
Posts: 563
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 21:40
Location: Outside of Boston, MA

Post by exelis » 13 Sep 2006 23:42

eamon angelface wrote:Yeah but horses go "nay". He married a goat. Goats go "fuck me harder".


:unsure:


Wait a second...isn't a goat a male sheep or am I wrong? Did this guy marry a male animal cause that's the line right there. He has CROSSED the line.

Americans can't even marry the same sex of their own species and these African motherfuckers are taking it to the next level and gayin beastiality.
Ahh, no. Goats and sheep are different species. Sheep have ewes and rams (females/males), and goats have nannies and billies.

gulliver
Posts: 1114
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 22:24
Location: Dublin, Ireland.

Post by gulliver » 14 Sep 2006 16:03

GOAT FUCKERS AWAY!

gulliver
Posts: 1114
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 22:24
Location: Dublin, Ireland.

Post by gulliver » 14 Oct 2006 00:15


lswalker
Posts: 46
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 21:30
Location: NC

Post by lswalker » 17 Nov 2006 00:49


eamon angelface
Posts: 960
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 22:06

Post by eamon angelface » 17 Nov 2006 01:51

Gay.

Would have been funnier if they'd just said it's because white guys don't treat Asian girls like dispensable baby making kitchen utensils.

Sure it's nice when an Asian girl looks at your cock and her eyes round out over the size but from what I've been told it's the whole respect thing they're drawn to.

I do like how at the end of that link the guy tries to make some weird play on his insecurities about his penis and shows her going after a black guy. Then he makes a 'sike!' pose like he's got something figured out now.

Any Asian girl I've ever plunked has said that Asian guys are just too socially awkward and...yes...nothing to write home about in the sack.

By all means though guys, date white women. Black guys do all the time. Watch yourselves though. Our women tend to inflate at about 24-27 years old and develop defensive/offensive attitudes to protect their big fat sensitivities. Black guys don't seem to mind it and I for one don't mind them taking those putrid whales and pumping out cocoa babies.

Thumbs down on the execution on the little student film. I'm sure the concept was funny to them for a good 30 seconds though, they just needed to do more with it.

Honestly if you had the choice between a big fat, loose, unappreciative hog who will undoubtedly make your life miserable for as long as she can and a hard bodied little Asian chick who treats you nicely and enjoys being equals and is tighter than a shrunken monkey fist...which would you pick?
DLT Prom Queen 4 years running.

AngelBaby
little. yellow. feisty.
Posts: 1880
Joined: 07 Aug 2006 07:35
Location: Cloud 9
Contact:

Post by AngelBaby » 17 Nov 2006 04:52

I dunno...I lol'd.

:unsure:

User avatar
exelis
Posts: 563
Joined: 04 Aug 2006 21:40
Location: Outside of Boston, MA

Post by exelis » 17 Nov 2006 20:50

Justin actually posted it on the main DLT.com site a long time ago.

Post Reply

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 5 guests